Barfburger Baby, I Was Here First!
Five-year-old Jonathon is not pleased when neighbors and relatives come to visit and admire his new baby brother. Barfburger Baby isn't the only name Jonathon has for his new baby brother, Daniel. Sure, he spits up all the time, but Gasburger Baby and Snotburger Baby also fit him--for obvious reasons. And today all the relatives are coming over to meet the baby. They make silly faces and coo at Daniel. Jonathon just doesn't get it.